Engineering Manager Life: Everything Is a Priority!

Engineering Manager Life: Everything Is a Priority!

Me: “Team, let's focus on the most important task first.”

Product Manager: “All tasks are important.”
Developer: “It's working on my machine.”
QA: “I found 12 bugs.”
DevOps: “Deployment is blocked.”
Client: “Can we deliver it today?” 💀

And somehow, the engineering manager is expected to solve everything with one sentence:

“Let's align on this in our next meeting.” 😂

📅 Calendar: 8 meetings
💻 Actual coding time: 0 minutes
☕ Coffee consumption: Unlimited

Leadership isn't easy, but at least we get plenty of opportunities to practice patience! 😅

Tech folks, which role has the most unpredictable workday? Developers, QA, DevOps, or Engineering Managers? 👇

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